Stoner Etiquette

Baked/blazed/lit: (adj.) high, stoned.
Black people time: (n.) a term used when someone’s running late. ex: “Where’s the dealer? He said he’d only be five minutes? Is he on regular time, or black people time?”
Bleezy: (n.) blunt.
Blunt: (n.) marijuana rolled in cigar papers.
Bomber: (n.) little bits of still lit hash that sometimes fall out of a hash joint and burn straight through your clothes, leaving bomber holes and burning your skin.
Bong: (n.) a larger type of piece with a space for water at the bottom and a removable bowl; usually with a round chamber at the bottom and a tube on top, or a straight tube all the way down.
Bowl: (n.) the bowl of a pipe/bong where the weed is packed to smoke.
Bubbler: (n.) a pipe with a chamber for water to cool the smoke down; called a bubbler because of the bubbling sound the water makes when you hit it.
Cash: (v.) to empty a cashed bowl.
Cashed/dead/done/pooched/kicked: (adj.) when the weed in the bowl has run out of any use, and anything you inhale is just awful ash smoke.
Cherried: (adj.) same as torched; when the bowl is still lit after a hit. ex: “hurry up, it’s cherried and we’re wasting weed!”
Chillum/one-hitter: (n.) small, straight piece with a chamber at the end to pack weed in, but without a bowl.
Cottonmouth: (n.) when your mouth gets really dry and sometimes sticky from lack of spit, thirst can also occur.
Dank: (n.) great quality marijuana, usually grown by someone who knows what they’re doing.
Dealer: (n.) the person you buy your marijuana from.
Druggie: (n.) different from a stoner; typically someone who does drugs other than marijuana. ex: someone who does coke, or hallucinogens.
Duck arsing: (v.) when someone leaves saliva on the end of a joint/pipe; used in the UK (also known as niggerlipping, dogging or slobbering).
Edibles: (n.) foods such as cookies, brownies, teas, or others that have weed baked in. Much healthier than smoking, but can take up to four hours to set in, and can last for up to a 36 hours.
Greens/kush/weed/pot: (n.) slang words for marijuana.
Hoot/toke/rip/hit: (v.) to inhale smoke from a joint/blunt/piece.
Hotbox: (v.) to smoke in an air-tight room or vehicle so that the exhaled smoke and the smoke coming from the joint, unable to escape, circulates and thus is breathed in and is not wasted.
Joint: (n.) marijuana rolled in regular rolling papers.
Mids: (n.) medium quality marijuana.
Munchies: (n.) food, or the hunger after smoking.
Niggerlipping/dogging: (v.) when someone leaves saliva on the end of a joint/pipe (also known as slobbering).
Nug: (n.)  a round bud of good marijuana; short for nugget.
Packing: (v.) to put weed in the bowl.
Piece: (n.) a smoking instrument, like a bong or pipe.
Rolling: (v.) to roll a joint/blunt.
Rotation: (n.) the direction/order of which to pass the marijuana.
Scooby snacks: (n.) the ash that gets in your mouth when the bowl pulls through.
Sesh(s): (n.) a session in which you smoke marijuana.
Shake: (n.) marijuana that’s all broken up, usually found at the bottom of a bag; not a good thing.
Shwag: (n.) bad quality marijuana.
Sketch: (v.) to see things, or to be paranoid; also used when someone is trying to freak you out. ex: “Oh my god, did you see that thing move, what the fuck is that?” “It’s okay man, you’re just sketching.” or “Dude, stop making that creepy face, you’re sketching me out!”
Slide: (n.) the bowl of a bong.
Spliff: (n.) a rolled cigarette with marijuana and tobacco.
Sploof: (n.) a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheers; used by blowing smoke through to minimize the smell.
Spoon: (n.) a small bowl.
Steamroller: (n.) a long tube with a bowl on top towards the end; works by covering the end of the tube while hitting and letting go to clear it; often made of clear glass to enable you to see the smoke while you’re hitting.
Stoner: (n.) someone who smokes marijuana, usually quite often.
T-Break: (n.) a break from smoking, usually 3-5 days to lower a tolerance.
Toke: (v.), to smoke marijuana; often used in context to find other stoners. ex: “hey man, do you toke?”
Torch(ed): (v.) keeping your lighter on the bowl too long so it stays lit after the toke.
Vaporizer/Vape: (n.) a device that heats marijuana to temperatures where the THC turns into vapor and can be inhaled; generally a much healthier alternative for smoking.
Visine/eye-drops: (n.) necessary for getting rid of red eyes.
420: (n.) April 20th, or 4:20AM/PM, international stoner day/time, typically a trademark of stoners. The date having significant meaning because in certain cities, smoking is legal on this day. The term was allegedly coined by a group of teenagers in San Rafael, California in 1971. Calling themselves the Waldos, because “their chosen hang-out spot was a wall outside the school,” the group first used the term in connection to a fall 1971 plan to search for an abandoned cannabis crop that they had learned about. The Waldos designated the Louis Pasteur statue on the grounds of San Rafael High School as their meeting place, and 4:20 p.m. as their meeting time. The Waldos referred to this plan with the phrase “4:20 Louis”. Multiple failed attempts to find the crop eventually shortened their phrase to simply “4:20”, which ultimately evolved into a codeword the teens used to mean pot-smoking in general.